We Bring Sharks Into Your Home, Just Like Sea Monkeys.⭐️⭐️⭐️

Piranha Sharks 2014, is an Angry Armadillo movie with ITN distribution. Up front, it is still a top ten sharksploitation movie nearly 10 years on. Of course, you have to look past all those authoritative Utube curators who often place it in the top 10 worst movies of all time. (I doubt they ever saw it in its entirety). This genre defining gem does great fan service. It ticks all the sharksploitation boxes. outlandish premise, bloody attacks, quirky characterisation, great one liner's (my first viewing was in Spanish and auto translator can heighten the comedy), serviceable plot, bikini count, mad scientists, incompetent bureaucrats, corporate impropriety, paced action, rip off of other movie greats, continuity errors. What’s not to like sharksploitation fans? Why then after all these years do I find it so hard to view an English version of this gem on streaming services. Mind you it has forced me to brush up on my Spanish. The only other option is to watch the trailers and scene cuts from its famous bits on Utube. If only I could find a region 0 copy of this on DVD. Don’t subscribe to the critics, watch it for yourself (after switching off your intellect), and appreciate the beating heart of sharksploitation.