AN INCONCISE GUIDE TO THE ENJOYMENT OF SHARKSPLOITATION. PART 2

 Further to part 1 your enjoyment will be enhanced with the below ponderable.

1) formulate new plots as you watch. I am still waiting for a Zoombie (2016 Asylum) movie crossover with Sea-World using the sharks from the Ice Shark (2016 Asylum) movie. It should happen!

2) Buy in early to the more bizarre premises for a movie, then keep your fingers crossed that they deliver. Mostly they won't. But when they do it's a high.

3) face facts the Megaladon is extinct no matter what Discovery Channel tells you. But just imagine if….

4) In judging a movie be mindful of its budget. A list, major studio movies. B list, mid budget Asylum and SF-FY channel, B movies and mock busters. C list No budget movies done by anyone. All of them offer you something. A list tends toward the serious dramas. B list tend toward weird adventurous fun. C list try to find some even weirder ridiculous spectacle no one’s thought of. 

5) Get grounded, go to that museum exhibit, watch an actual shark documentary, BTW The Sharksploitation Doco 2023 from Stephen Scarlata is the gateway. 

OMG, I'm Finally Daydreaming Them.

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