HT 25, It’s German For Shark Dream. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Cocaine Shark 2023 is another Polonia Brothers sharksploitation outing. So expect the weird  within this 70 minute shocker.  The chummed waters opening titles and credits are reminiscent of a classic bond film with a soundtrack to match, best Polonia Brothers opening to date. Ok let’s get the givens out of the way. The acting is flat where emoting is still a foreign concept to Mark Polonia’s crew. With its noir under cover detective plot, the flat delivery of dialogue really helped serve the storyline. I was engaged. The pacing is good with little of the unnecessary edits that have slowed my enjoyment of Polonia Brothers movies in the past. The Shark hybrid rendering looks like a Jim Hensons creature shop reject but it’s forgivable given that it adds a much needed comedic bent, the man in a shark suit less so. The slick art for this is as good as that of Sharks Of The Corn, which is to say terrific. We get so many head on great white perspectives in sharksploitation art, so this one is very satisfying,Unrealistic but satisfying.

A CONTENDER FOR BEST SLICK ART OF THE YEAR.