We Are Not Sinking, We Are Taking On Water. ⭐⭐⭐

 2 Headed Shark Attack 2012 is an Asylum Movie. The good sort of Asylum movie, the ones that are unintentionally comedic. The type of sharksploitation that is chock full of cast members you enjoy seen being eaten and where the blood and gore seem justified, and you don't have to find a plot to hang all the shark action on. All the classic tropes are here, high bikini count, meaningless testosterone fueled posing, Great shark attacks and screaming, lots of screaming. The shark concept is great even if the CGI rendering is a little blurry at times. The rubber shark moments are less engaging but few. The action just keeps coming making it eminently rewatchable. A sharksploitation classic in the making.

Great Concept, Blurry Render.